i’m back for 3 days and my mom is already pissing me off??

I’ve been gone for weeks now because I wanted to find myself in the forest. When I came back, I felt rejuvinated and more in touch with my inner squirrel than ever. So today, I went downstairs, and I was delighted to find my mother cooking up some tofu bacon and vegetables. I thought she finally was beginning to understand why vegan is the only way to be.

And then I found it.

I was looking through her purse to make sure that she had remained faithful to veganism while I was away, and guess what i fucking found.

a receipt from woodranch grill.

she went out to dinner with my dad and you know what they had?

steak. fucking steak. 

I was beside myself. THE NERVE OF THAT FUCKING WOMAN. I threw her purse on the ground (pretty sure I broke her cell phone, lol, serves her right) and then I went to confront her about it. and she had the gall to tell me that it waS NO BIG DEAL.

NO BIG DEAL?

MURDER IS NO BIG DEAL?

OK MOM IM JUST GONNA FUCKING GO OUT AND MURDER SOME PEOPLE AND ILL LEAVE THE BLOODY KNIFE LYING AROUND IN MY ROOM FOR YOU TO FIND IT. I HATE THAT WHORE. I can’t fucking wait to move out and never talk to her again. She’ll have a good time trying to get in contact with her grandchildren but I don’t even care because she has made my life hell for far too long.

I’m sick of it. I’m so fucking sick of it. I’m moving out soon. Even though I dont have any money or a job, I’ll find a way. I can’t deal with this lying bitch anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Posted September 10th, 2014 at 2:55 PM]
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